I found this on a blog that I just found out there in the blogosphere called Romance with an Attitude and I thought I'd share it with you!
SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
Once Upon a time, a girl asked a guy “Will you marry me?” The guy said “No”, and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martini’s and always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.
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